We're Going to Bali!!!
And you're coming with us...
OK WHEN? October 12th-19th 2026
WHO CAN JOIN? Fairy Mermaids of all surf levels including those of you who have never surfed before! The surf spot is accommodating to all levels and we'll pair you up to a coach to match where you're at!
Where in Bali? Kedungu! We're escaping the hustle and bustle and chilling out in this seaside surf town that still gives that authentic Bali vibe!
Why? Give your inner child a week of everything she dreamed adulthood would really be. Surfer Barbie, hibiscus mermaid fever dream vibes!
How much? Pricing starts at €1282.50 (For the first 3 people to join) €1425 after that!
What's Included?
- 7 Nights in a Private Double room in our Surf House for the week! (Close to the Surf spot)
- 5 Surf Lessons (2 students per 1 instructor matched to your ability and level of surfing)
- Surf Video Analysis & Footage from the water
- Daily Yoga Classes with Hannah
- Subtle Poison trip exclusive Rashguard
- Subtle Poison goodies to make sure you’re kitted out for the whole week (Worth €200)
- Paint & Sip
- Melukat (Balinese Water Purification Ceremony)
- Sunsets
- Breakfast Daily
- 2 X Dinner (With Drinks)
- Surprise event
- Transport to and from locations
- + The chance to meet new people and create the memories of a lifetime!
FAQ'S
Find the most frequently asked questions below!
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Where is the Surf House and how do I get there?
The surf house is located in Kedungu, approximately 30km away from the airport. We recommend booking a private transfer in advance or using ride-hailing apps like Grab or Gojek for lower costs. Please contact us if you need help booking the airport transfer.
Kedungu is a quiet and modest town, a short bike/ car ride away from the more lively areas such as Pererenan & Canggu.
Arrival & Departure
Upon your arrival on the 12th of October, your hosts will be there to welcome you to the surf house with a welcome drink! You will have time to settle in and meet the other guests before our welcome ice-breaker.
If you would like to stay at our surf house for a few additional nights (before or after the retreat), please contact us and we will do our best to book additional nights for you at a special retreat rate.
How far is the Surf House located from the nearest shops and restaurants?
There are a good choice of local & trendy cafes and restaurants walking distance from the Surf House. Pererenan is a 20 min bike ride away, and Canggu is 30-40 minutes away (depending on traffic).
Is it close to the beach?
Yes, the beach 2.5km away, and a 6 min bike ride from the Surf House.
Are towels included?
Yes, towels are included in the room.
What other activities are there besides surfing?
We offer daily yoga, and we will organize other group activities such as painting, skate, surfskate, or rollerskating together.
Will I have any free time to explore Bali or sightsee?
Yes! You will have one day off from surfing to give you a chance to recover, or visit the beautiful sights on the island. If you’d like help arranging transportation or booking a tour, we’ll take care of that for you. You’re also welcome to stay at the surf house, get a massage, relax, or even book an extra surf session if you’re feeling energized.
You will also have pockets of free time during the week. We’ll offer optional activities, but you’re welcome to break away and explore the island at your own pace.
What is your cancellation policy?
A non-refundable €250 deposit is required upfront to confirm your booking. Payment of the final balance is due no more than 60 days prior to the start of the retreat.
We recommend taking out comprehensive travel insurance (with a "cancel for any reason" clause). Cancellations are only refundable if we are able to fill your spot with a referral from you or someone from our waiting list. Should we need to offer a discounted rate to secure a last‑minute booking, the amount of the discount will be deducted from your deposit. A €25 cancellation fee will be applied to all refunds.
You can read our full cancellation policy and terms and conditions here
Can I pay in instalments?
Yes, we understand everyone's financial situation is different and we want to make sure this works for you! If you'd like to arrange a payment plan please drop us an email at shopsubtlepoison@gmail.com to chat and discuss!